Realms In The Firmament - Chapter 959
Chapter 959: Beaten By A Cat
Translator: RITF_Rain Editor: Chrissy
“Meow?” Erhuo was impatient. It was not curious now as it started to glare at Han Bingxue. [Why is this man so stupid? I admit that it is quite impressive that you can speak cat language. But I am talking to you, lowering my own position! That means I am trying to be nice to you. Why do you pretend to be mute?]
Then it meowed again. That sounded like questioning this time. However, no response. Han Bingxue was still blank.
Ye Xiao nearly passed out because he laughed so hard. He looked at Erhuo and Han Bingxue, who were exactly like two fools talking to each other. In fact, Han Bingxue couldn’t understand a word!
Erhuo’s name actually meant a fool. Han Bingxue was totally another Erhuo!
After a long time, Erhuo was pissed. It didn’t get any response at all.
[Damn it! I am being so nice! You actually wouldn’t even respond! Aren’t you disgracing my honor! I have to teach you a lesson! I have to make you know who is the boss!]
It just started to do it when it had the thought. Once again, it started to move in that extreme speed that was beyond human sensation.
– Shoot! –
It was already on Han Bingxue’s ‘pig head’. Its four small paws instantly scratched the latter’s hair, which he had just combed. Then it grabbed some of his hair and started to pull and pull and pull…
Han Bingxue was stunned. He didn’t even have time to react. It was a sudden attack. When he realized what was happening, he raged up furiously. He started to reach his hands over his head.
Erhuo kept jumping on his head, moving incredibly fast and traceless. No matter how Han Bingxue tried, he couldn’t touch it. What happened was that his hair started to be dragged off and fell to the floor…
Han Bingxue kept waving his hand over his head but still couldn’t touch anything. He finally got serious, so he operated his spiritual power with an all-out effort. He was still trying to catch Erhuo over his head. However, it only made Erhuo move faster and faster… That was all…
Hmm… Not only that…
– Bang, bang, bang, bang… –
Han Bingxue was totally freaked out. He began to be reckless. He couldn’t control the power and speed of his hands. He waved it much faster, but Erhuo was too fast. He was helpless, and his hands started to hit himself on the head. That was rough. Within just seconds, he had hit himself over seventy times… That brought dozens of lumps on his head…
“Ah… What the hell!” He was a level nine Dao Origin Stage cultivator after all. He was stronger than normal people in emotion control. He suddenly stopped the fury in his heart. Maybe he was hit too hard and he finally gave up. He awkwardly sat on the floor and begged in a whimper, “Brother… Boss… I was wrong… I made a mistake… Boss… Please… Take this thing back to you… Please… I won’t do that again…”
That sounded so dolorous, painful, and piteous…
Erhuo was still jumping over his head, pulling off his hair…
[You pig head! You stupid pig head. How dare you… What? You want to bewitch me? No way!]
Ye Xiao was the only person who knew exactly what was going on. He laughed so hard that he was gasping. That was delightful for him.
Han Bingxue, who had treated his appearance more important than his life for half of his life, got fooled by a cat. He was in a mess. That was such a wonderfully shocking and dramatic scene…
“Erhuo, stop it now.” Ye Xiao felt that it was enough, so he shouted at Erhuo.
“Meow…” Erhuo sounded cheerful like a victor. It jumped off Han Bingxue’s head and waved its paws to Ye Xiao, and then looked at Han Bingxue disdainfully. In the end, it arrogantly looked aside.
It wanted to say, ‘This guy is a useless trash! I won’t waste much time on him.’
Ye Xiao laughed so loud. The anger had all been cleared from his heart now.
Han Bingxue was the one who felt unhappy. He waved one hand and a mass of snow fell to the floor. The snow started to form into a mirror and he looked into it to see himself. That hurt. He exclaimed in pain when he saw the face of himself…
“You bastard… You fxcking vicious cat… Ahhhhhhh…”
He found that there was not much hair left on his head. And his face, which should be handsome and beautiful, was full of scratches. Over a dozen lumps were on his head.
“Look… I just don’t want to waste our time on you… It isn’t worth it…” Han Bingxue kept talking to Erhuo hostilely on the way afterwards. “If I wanted to beat you, you’d become a pile of meat and blood now… You are just being ignorant…”
“Meow, meow, meow, meeeeeow…” Erhuo waved its paw. [I just don’t want to bother. My claws waved and you would have died. Even if I could only scratch your face, you should have lost one eyeball right now…]
Han Bingxue shouted in anger while he was combing his hair and curing the lumps. However, he couldn’t get back the hair on the head in a short time. No matter how powerful a man was, he could never boost his hair growth. That was weird though. Nobody knew why not. These were all understandable. He just didn’t understand some things, just like why the scratch on his face couldn’t be removed.
He always liked his own face, which was the face of a handsome and beautiful man. Now he was hurt so bad…
Erhuo was the peerless spiritual creature in the universe. It got some real sharp claws.
If Erhuo didn’t want Han Bingxue to be cured on the face, no matter how powerful he was, he would only have to wait till it was naturally fixed.
Erhuo was still in its initial stage. If it was a bit older and more powerful, it could easily make those scratches permanent on his face. If so, Han Bingxue would have to accept that he was utterly disfigured.
However, he was recovering in a normal rate. That was already so lucky!
“Boss… You are incredible… Look at you cat. It’s unbelievable. You are the boss…” After a while, Han Bingxue finally looked better. He said to Ye Xiao with an ugly face full of scratches.
[Who would even think that I, a level nine Dao Origin Stage master cultivator, would be beaten up by a cat…]
When he was thinking of this, he felt even more sorrowful.
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